Wednesday, April 20, 2005

You know, if I were a Catholic and didn't like the rules, I'd join another church. (I happen to be Jewish and wouldn't belong to a reform temple because, even though I'm pretty apikoros, they're not traditional enough for my tastes.) Maybe the pope should try a reverse reformation - bring back the latin mass, have nuns look and live like nuns did fifty years ago, etc - couldn't hurt and might actually bring some people back. People who are serious about the religion.

Also, since when did not being all light and sweetness disqualify someone from being our UN ambassador? Or maybe the many many anecdotes about Hillary's temper disqualifies her from being president..? Oh, I keep forgetting - our UN ambassador is supposed to be the UN's representative to us, not our representative to them.

Monday, April 18, 2005

According to Windbag Willis, Ann Coulter's appearance on the cover of "Time" magazine is more proof that the MSM is actually conservative. What a boob. Dream on, Ollie, dream on, you can't win unless you lie, and most people are on to you and your ilk. When your head explodes while you're carrying on because no one will listen to you (or "no one willis ten to you " ;-) , please do it in an out-of-the-way place.

Friday, April 15, 2005

According to Media Matters, "The Truth About Hillary is a partisan effort designed to "influence" voters." The Bastards! Imagine that: someone writing a book critical of Hillary Clinton! I sure hope the author is prepared to become the current target of Willis, etc, since it's obvious that a 'partisan' book about HRC couldn't possibly say anything good about her, even if it's all true. (My local library must have picked up a dozen or more books critical of Pres Bush in the months before last year's election, but I guess books attacking him wouldn't qualify as 'partisan'.) After all, some truth is more equal than other truth. Put on your raincoat, pal, the mud may be about to start flying.
By the by, Willis is still demanding an 'independent' investigation of Gannon/Guecker (or however is spelled...)

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

You know, it occured to me a bit later that the word I wanted was preminstrel. Would it have worked better if I had used that word, or should I have made it about a young troubadore? (And I think I spelled that wrong, too.) Hey, maybe I should have said, did you know that Bernard de Ventadour got depressed every month? No joke there - who'd want to live at the time of William the Conqueror? It's bad enough listening to putzheads telling us how lovely life was in the preindustrial era (you didn't need abortion on demand, most of your kids died before they were old enough to get married, which seems to have been around age 14; besides, did Henry VIII ever have to put up with trash like Rush Limbaugh and Ken Starr?)
Speaking of which, who's paying Willis's rent? Does he do anything that any normal person would pay for, or is someone with cash and an agenda keeping him in fish and chips and God knows what else? (Nota Bene: I work doing spreadsheets, scripts, and some database work. No, I won't tell you where - you'll harass me with phone calls, telling me that I remind you of a cross between Lou Costello and James Joyce.) Does he take any money from the...Democrats, which would mean that he's just a shill for the moola?
Oy - 8:40, I am still trying to finish up and get out of work, I'm almost out of liquor, and I need to go food shopping (only as much as I can carry in one hand while on a bicycle.)

Monday, April 11, 2005

The Great American Doofus Test:
Do you think that the NY Times 2004 campaign coverage suffered from "extreme conservative bias"? Yes? Congratulations, you're a doofus!
"Looks Like Rick Santorum Wrote The Schiavo Talking Points..." and "Rumor has it that Rick Santorum's office wrote these talking points..." Was it Rick or his office? Oh, neither? Well, then, don't you want to apologize for spreading rumors, Goofy?

Hey, did you hear about the black entertainer who got depressed every month?
He had preminstral syndrome. Get it?

Monday, April 04, 2005

How can you tell that a Jewish porpoise thinks he's dying? He recites the Sh'ma Fishro'ael.

Day five (or four, we don't need no stinkin counter) and the assault on Truth continues: nothing about Berger at Atrios, Willis and Kos, but this quote from Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) made all three:

I don’t know if there is a cause-and-effect connection but we have seen some recent episodes of courthouse violence in this country. Certainly nothing new, but we seem to have run through a spate of courthouse violence recently that’s been on the news and I wonder whether there may be some connection between the perception in some quarters on some occasions where judges are making political decisions yet are unaccountable to the public, that it builds up and builds up and builds up to the point where some people engage in - engage in violence.

All right, not a bright thing to say, the equivalent of inviting the roaches into your kitchen, but Soledad anyone? September 11th and We as Americans need to ask ourselves why so many people hate us? Does Cornyn sound as if he approves? Like Clinton talking about Hate Radio right after the Oklahoma city bombing? Vast Right Wing Conspiracy anyone? Geez, count me.

Oh, by the way, I have it on good authority that Bush won't make any major policy
decisions until a new pope is chosen. (By the by, this item here looks especially juicy. If Satan, Willis, Jeff and I put our heads together, I don't think we could come up with something this loony, and God knows I try...)

My God, it's almost ten pm. What the hell am I still doing here. Oh, yes, alcohol at work, a mighty stimulus is our Gordon's... Pope JP, not a bad sort, I suppose...

Sandy Berger
Like Kryptonite to Willis...

The Coming Conservative Crackup
Do you see how nutty the liberals are getting? That cracks me up...

Bugs Bunny Give a Speech
We're going to Pittsboig, and we're going to Plattsboig, and we're going to Concawd, and we're going to Ho-bo-kin, and we're going to Minnesoty, and we're going to Al-ber-kirk-kee, and then we're going to Joisey to take back the carrot patch! Yeeaarrrggg!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Truth Under Assault, Day 1/2
Now past 6:30 in the evening and still nothing about Sandy Berger at Willis, Kos, etc. Have they no shame?

It's 12:30 pm in New York. A quick tour of the other side (Oliver, Atrio, Pandagon, & Kos) : somehow they managed to say nothing about Sandy Berger's plea bargain, the kind that a Republican could never get without the leftwing bloggers screaming bloody murder. Ollie is still obsessing about Tom Delay...
Oh, Pat Buchanan getting doused with salad dressing? Who was it the other day who ominously warned (did I spell that correctly? No time to check) that leftists were in real danger of being attacked..? How to read it: see what they lefty is warning about, then expect a lefty to commit the act.

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